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lyrics

When grew up I always wanted to be a clown
And in a way I have succeeded
But no more than any other man
For our intelligence we are all idiots
It was grade six and all us boys were outside playing fools
Chasing birds, ruffling feathers, just waiting for our mothers
While these smart ass bitches are inside growing breasts
and learning how to use them

In mothers first lesson; manipulation
Learn to take a situation and shape it.
And this here flesh right on your chest
This is how we bait them

And they are yours
So use your assets
Yes they are yours
So use your assets

So, you think that I am a misogynist
Is that why none of you want to fuck me?
You think that I am a misogynist
Is that why none of you want to fuck me?
‘Cause you’re all smarter than me
‘Cause I only realised
Lying is what it takes
Now all I see is those damn grade six girls

I was born a chauvinist
So you let my sister bash me
Stab me with her pen
And now I'm bleeding blue
But she has punched herself in the arm
And turned the waterworks on
So of course you will believe her
Because boys will be boys
And they are little shits
And they develop so slow
There just little idiots
Who eat us out of house and home
And make so much fucking noise
And she's never lied before
Is what I hear as they smack me in the ass

So for a second lesson; crying works
So you better learn to fake it
Just like orgasms,
Milk them for all they’re worth
This is how me break men

And they are yours
So use your assets
Yes they are yours
So use your assets

So, you think that I am a misogynist
Is that why none of you want to fuck me?
So, you think that I am a misogynist
Is that why none of you want to fuck me?
But it was you that drove me to this
And now you want to blame me
Yes they are yours
So use your assets

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from No Ooo's No Ahh's No Audience, released August 12, 2011

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